That happened just a few weeks ago:
Cheater: Yes, good day. I'm calling on behalf of your insurance carrier. We have an exciting new program only for customers who have had clean driving records over the past five years. With this new program you can save up to 30%. According to our records, you qualify for this new program. Can we register you today?
A: Car insurance?
S: Yes, it is a program offered through your car insurance. According to our records, you can save up to 30% of your bill with our new program!
A: I think you have the wrong number. I have no driver's license, no car and no car insurance.
S: Our records show …
A: What records?
S: It's your car insurance. The law requires that all drivers are insured. Our records show …
A: Your documents are wrong.
S: Please do not interrupt me. I try to help you to save money on your car insurance …
A: I do not have car insurance.
S: Please do not interrupt me again. I'm just trying to help. Not me…
A: I keep interrupting you because you are not listening.
S: I'm listening, why are you saying I'm not listening?!? (He sounded defensive and maybe even a little bit scared, I obviously touched a nerve.)
A: I say you are not listening because I told you several times: I do not have car insurance. I do not even have a car! I'm pretty sure you need a car to get a car insurance.
S: We cover many second drivers in the same way as you. As I said earlier, you can save up to 30% on our exciting new program. I just have to ask a few …
A: I do not drive.
S: Our records …
A: I do not care what your "records" show. I have never had a driver's license. I can not drive! You have the wrong number or you are a cheater. In any case…
S: We are not a scam! I do not understand why I should not help you with saving.
A: If you are not a cheater, you have the wrong number. I have no car insurance. I am disabled. I can not drive.
S: Many disabled people drive, and if you're disabled we can add up to 5% in this exciting new program. That's a savings of up to 35%!
A: I can add, thanks. And you are right: many disabled people can drive. I'm just not one of them. So you either have the wrong number or are a scammer. If it is an incorrect number, update your valuable records. If you are a cheater you can crush salt.
S: (confused) salt?
A: Do not call me again.
I hung up then. He immediately called back:
S: I'm just trying to help and you're very, very rude! You interrupted me several times, you hung up, you insult me and …
A: Yes, to all three. Now go and destroy the salt and fuck you.
S: Do not bother me! I'm just trying to help!
A: I do not want your help.
S: You do not have to be so rude!
A: Stop wasting my time. Pounds of salt and damn it.
I hung up. He called back three more times. Every time I answered, I said, "Pound of salt and damn it," and then the connection was broken immediately.
The cheater finally stopped talking on the phone, probably to Google, "What does Pound Salt mean?".